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25 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS”
Pro tip: When trying to make an idea sound more credible, say “A few years ago I had the pleasure spending an afternoon with an 89 year old woman in South Carolina. She was active in her church and had worked hard all her life and on that particular afternoon _InsertCurrentSituationHere_ she _InsertIdeaHere_.”
Hello! I am a commentator on the internet! I like to watch the Onion and suggest “improvements” that would remove all the subtlety and complexity from the joke and replace it with crass non-humor. I often will make statements confidently saying that this is satire of a current event, despite the fact that the video was made years ago. Sometimes, I believe that the Onion is real news. I am an idiot.
Not far from How Congress operates today.,,,wasting taxpayers money & taking endless time to decide a well known Obvious fact that could’ve been done more efficently by the Averageman…..
@bandgeek8986 Yes, my comment was more along the lines of “art imitates life”. Congress passing some inane legislation while our country slowly sinks into the abiss…
call security? Lmao really?
This accurately satires the people who waste my tax dollars debating how to waste even more of my tax dollars.
Seriously can’t quit laughing.
um is this real?
@DeadlyGrim you should work for the onion..lol
Rep. Pronk Cummings is my favorite o-span representative!!
Pro tip: When trying to make an idea sound more credible, say “A few years ago I had the pleasure spending an afternoon with an 89 year old woman in South Carolina. She was active in her church and had worked hard all her life and on that particular afternoon _InsertCurrentSituationHere_ she _InsertIdeaHere_.”
Good thing Helldragon isn’t a politician, otherwise the fhit would hit the san.
we don`t have a large bowl
shouldn’t they be at least normal?
sadly no
Hello! I am a commentator on the internet! I like to watch the Onion and suggest “improvements” that would remove all the subtlety and complexity from the joke and replace it with crass non-humor. I often will make statements confidently saying that this is satire of a current event, despite the fact that the video was made years ago. Sometimes, I believe that the Onion is real news. I am an idiot.
Not far from How Congress operates today.,,,wasting taxpayers money & taking endless time to decide a well known Obvious fact that could’ve been done more efficently by the Averageman…..
@Dhurak No
… bats are nocturnal. turning off the lights would make it more comfortable.
And we expect these guys to find a solution to our debt crisis?
Cool
im using 311
@MrDavkoz you know that this is comedy and that it is fake, right?
@Dexerion Aye.
This is our tax dollars at work ?
@bandgeek8986 Yes, my comment was more along the lines of “art imitates life”. Congress passing some inane legislation while our country slowly sinks into the abiss…
@MrDavkoz You DO realize that The Onion is not a credible news source, right? This is a sketch.
Yep, these are the same fuckups that created our insane income tax laws.
love the person in the background with a net
Fucking bats